Please don't walk on the shuffleboard court, or we'll call out the National Guard. In fact, let me see some I.D. Don't fuck with the monkey, or he'll fuck with you. He'll fuck with you anyway, 'cause that's what monkeys do. I'll have cheese enchiladas and beans, and a frosty iced tea, and maybe I should see some I.D. Don't fuck with the monkey, or he'll fuck with you. He'll fuck with you anyway, 'cause that's what monkeys do. Rednecks seem to love him. The uneducated too. And those who fly Confederate flags and like to dress up in sheets too... Copyright 2017 Gregg M. Pasterick All Rights Reserved.  

Tagses: cosmic amercan,below-fi (we can link these up later)

Link to the mp3 file:
Don't Fuck with the Monkey
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