Can you spare a moment for the shallowest man in the world? If he turns sideways he might disappear If the cause is important you know he won't be there. He's the shallowest man in the world His thoughts are on money and food sex It's not relationships that he collects He's the shallowest man in the world You can't tell what he's thinking and if you could men would attack him women would slap him go ahead ask him he knows it's all good What's on his impenetrable mind the shallowest man in the world not really diamonds or rubies more like underwear and boobies Oh the shallowest man in the world Should your thoughts turn to rescue this wretched ass - He would not do that for and besides you're late for your yoga class Always the shallowest man in the world Narcissism takes some powers of deep reflection And spiritual types delve deeper into introspection not for the shallowest man  

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The Shallowest Man in the World
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