
SHARK WARS [S09E13 - Cage Round]
by: Paul Ivey
uploaded: 02/13/2021
notes:
- SHARK WARS -
[Season 09 Episode 13 -
Last Cage Round - Sheldon vs Lester]
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welcome back
ladies and gentlemen
to shark wars
our two remaining contestants
will go
head-to-head
-to-
hammerhead
to determine just who will face
our champion in the final next week
sheldon, lester,
i hope you're ready,
gentlemen
grab your tridents
and hold on tight
as we lower the cages
sister sledge is in the water
our apex queen,
she never sleeps
and she's always hungry
which of you
will be her predator
and which will be her prey
let's play
shark wars
your time starts
now
Ooo, that's a rousing good jab
lester's on to something
sister sledge
bringing the hammer down
nailed it
sheldon seems to be
having a bit of difficulty
not your day
quick now
don't lose an arm
ooo, that's gonna leave a mark
looks like lester's coming around
and
wait
could it be
oh my goodness
we have a winner
ladies and gentlemen
lester
oh, don't worry about that, dear
someone will retrieve it for you
and bring it to the infirmary after
now, hop on over here
and enjoy your moment
you've earned it
congratulations, lester
you've seen off all
this season's contestants
and will be returning
next week
for the laser final against our current
and still reigning
three-time champion, toby
ladies and gentlemen,
it's been quite the odyssey this year
tune in one last time next sunday
to see if lester can do it again
only one warrior
will be left standing dry
holding our trophy high
and dreaming of what to do
with the grand prize treasure chest
of four hundred doubloons
see you at the shore
next time, chum
on
shark wars
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Link to the mp3 file:
SHARK WARS [S09E13 - Cage Round]
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